White coat. Heels.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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