Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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