belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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