I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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