literally had 100 drinks last night.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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