Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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