Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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