I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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