whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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