I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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