so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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