"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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