i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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