i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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