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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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