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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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