please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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