at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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