What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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