This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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