Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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