and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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