Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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