When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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