I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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