Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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