i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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