you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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