Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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