There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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