I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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