it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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