then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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