that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
When did we convert life to cartoon?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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