i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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