he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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