Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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