it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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