he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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I still have a little drunk in my system
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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