you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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