so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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