Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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