we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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