Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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