google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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