do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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