If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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