I molested 6 butterflies tonight
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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