In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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