I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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