what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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