Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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