Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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