Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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