I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
