Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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