I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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