the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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